EARTH’S WOBBLE CAUSES GLOBAL WARNING, NOT CO2 EMISSIONS OR OCEAN CURRENTS, PER TEAM HEADED BY OSU RESEARCHER Digital Journal, “Debate Ends on Central Cause of Earth’s Cooling & Warming,” 8 Aug 2009; Space Daily, “Ice Ages Linked to Slight Shifts in Solar Radiation,” 24 Aug 2009; The Kiplinger Letter, “Climate Change Legislation, What it Means to Business,” 18 Aug 2009. As the carbon dioxide management bill - aka cap and trade - looms in Congress, a new study from Oregon State University emerges that ends the scientific debate on the central causes of ice ages and warming periods on Earth. Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore is fond of saying that the scientific debate on global warming is over - and while he may now be correct in the fact that a debate has come to an end, the central cause behind climate change does not support the carbon cap legislation that is being cobbled together by Mr. Gore and his Democratic allies in the U.S. Congress. The ear...
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This guy stands in the water and waits until the last sec to snap his camera shutter then takes a beating when the wave collapses over him. Waive Bay shore-break surfing pioneer, husband, and father of two, Clark Little has gained nationwide recognition for his photography on National Television.. It all started in 2007 when Clark 's wife wanted a nice piece of art to decorate a wall. Voluntarily, Clark grabbed a camera, jumped in the water, and starting snapping away capturing the beauty and power of monstrous Hawaiian waves from the inside out. " Clark 's view" is a unique view of the ocean that most will only be able to experience safely on land while studying one of Clark 's photos. Now with a camera upgrade and an itch to get that better shot, Clark has taken this on full time and has moved his office from land, to the inside of a barrel. Since the recent stir of Clark 's work, his ...
ATD - at the doctor BFF - best friend fell BTW - bring the wheelchair BYOT - bring your own teeth FWIW - forgot where I was GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA - got heartburn again IMHO - is my hearing aid on? LMDO - laughing my dentures out LOL - living on Lipitor OMMR - on my massage recliner ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up TTYL - talk to you louder! Click here for a list of things that have changed over the years .
Ian Rutherford Plimer (born 12 February 1946) is an Australian geologist, academic and businessman, and professor of mining geology at the University of Adelaide. You will appreciate his take on climate change. (aka: global warming). Professor Ian Plimer could not have said it better! If you've read his book you will agree, this is a good summary. Are you sitting down? Okay, here's the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland, since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you. Of course you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress - it's that vital chemical compound that every plant requires to live and grow, and to synthesize into oxygen for us humans, and all animal life. I know, it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while su...
Cameron Diaz Professional basketball players wear condoms to prevent pregnancy then take the condoms with them so the women don't impregnate themselves with it. If you are a woman with small breasts, bigger boobs might help land a man to take care of you. Big boobs are the key. Movies are the new books. Dolphins are the humans of the sea. Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly. Jews are known to say "Thats my shpiel." Saying you want to run for president will get you punched. To settle an argument about whether Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James, you only need to mention the six titles Jordan won. Using this logic, Bill Russell is the greatest of all time. If you say the word "hate" on Christmas, you should apologize to Santa and Jesus. A kid that wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he is 29. The textbook method to pick up a dude who is talking to another dude is to talk to one guy...
This is not taught in business school...taking $hit will help you succeed. Nobody pays you to be married to them unless you married Oprah. It sounds strange but some engaged men don't like when hot women that look like Jen Aniston try to have sex with them. It is unusual for FedEx girls to be cute. If you see one that is, be suspicious about a possible TV gag. Urinating in a playground that is next to a bar at night with no kids around will put you on the registered sexual offender list. Some bosses try to convince their employees that they need a letter of recommendation to get another job so that they will stay in their current job. The expression "trim the fat" means to fire fat people. If you can't see a woman's genitalia then she isn't naked. The economy is so bad that some men resort to doing hand jobs for $40 dollars each. If you see code words like "Wet Work" or "Fast and discreet" in an advertisement, it isn't an ad...
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers
Engineers' Conversion Table You scientific types will especially appreciate this one; it is pretty heavy scientific stuff... converting units: 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 5...