(Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. "What the @#$% was that!?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945 10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" --Michelangelo, 1566! 5. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" --Noah, 4314 BC 3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" --Bill Clinton, 1998 ...