Monday, June 30, 2014

Water vs. Coke



WATER 

#1.
   75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 
  
(Likely applies to half the world population.) 


#2.  
   In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger. 

#3. 
   Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%. 


#4. 
   One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study. 


#5. 
    Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 


#6. 
   Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of 
water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. 


#7. 
   A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. 


#8.
   Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day? 



COKE
 

#1. 
    In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 


#2.
     You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days. 

#3.
    To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous china.
 


#4. 
    To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: 
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. 



#5. 
   To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion. 



#6. 
   To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 


#7. 
   To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into 
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy. 



#8... 
   To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield. 



FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1.
     the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2.
   To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. 
    
The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years! 
 

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? 

or Coke? 

Beer ad - joke


Friday, June 27, 2014

Pencil parable


A PENCIL MAKER TOLD THE PENCIL 5 IMPORTANT LESSONS JUST BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE BOX :

1.) EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK.

2.) YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE.

3.) WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU.

4.) IN LIFE, YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENINGS,
    WHICH WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BETTER.

5.) TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF

    TO BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU.

We all need to be constantly sharpened. This parable may encourage you to know that you are a special person, with unique God-given talents and abilities.  Only you can fulfill the purpose which you were born to accomplish. Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot be changed and, like the pencil, always remember that the most important part of who you are, is what's inside of you.

And, they are of all colors. .Some bright some are not so brightl .Some are sharp others are dull .Some are new some are old.Some are popular others less. But they all live together side by side.

Click here for some cool pencil pictures

Bass Pro Shop associate joke

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.

I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted.

Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

He replies,' Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'

Saturday, June 21, 2014

California became a state


Do you know what happened 164 years ago this summer....

September 9, 1850?

California became a state!
  • The people had no electricity.
  • The state had no money.
  • Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
  • There were gunfights in the streets.
  • So basically NOTHING has changed except, then the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

That, my friends, is the history lesson for today.

Maxine - Good girl gone bad


Sunday - Jim Hart cartoons



Inspirational memes