Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Duck joke - Huey, Dewey and...

‘Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck.
‘Huey,’ was the reply.
‘How’s your day been, Huey?’
‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?’ said Huey.
‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ‘Hi, and what’s your name?’
‘Dewey,’ came the answer from duck number two.
‘So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?’ he asked.
‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?’
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ‘So, you must be Louie?’
‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes.
‘My name is Puddles.’

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Cincinnati Reds: Should Shin-Soo Choo Be Moved from Center Field?

When the Reds acquired Shin-Soo Choo, it was widely understood that Cincinnati would significantly upgrade the lead-off spot but their defense would take a hit. He's not Drew Stubbs out there and we all knew going into this season that we should not expect gold glove defense in center field. This has been shown to be the case so far in 2013. Choo's bat has more than compensated for his deficiencies in center field. However, when he botches one it tends to stick out.

Read the rest of this gem on Yahoo.