Monday, April 29, 2013

Iron Man stuff

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Grandpa joke

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!”

Friday, April 19, 2013

Joey Votto does not get paid to walk - #ThingsJoeyVottoDoesntGetPaidFor

Joey Votto gets walked a lot. Through 15 games, he has twice as many unintentional walks as anybody else in in baseball. 

Baseball traditionalists say that he's not paid to score runs but rather to drive them in. 

Here are some other things he isn't paid for:
 Wall decorations
 Mowing the lawn at GABP 
 Playing the organ at GABP
Cleaning up after the Phillies sweep
  Serving Cowboy his post-game UDF
 Rocking the Bike to make daiquiries for the team
 Shaving Marty's head after a huge winning streak
Selling you a Paula Deen bedroom set
Providing security in his home

I found these pictures on Porky Miller's Twitter page.

Ryan Lochte's philosophy

My philosophy is: If you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.
- Ryan Lochte 

Atomic dog - cartoon

I found this here.

Margaret Thatcher - life sized cardboard cutout

Go here for a life sized cardboard cutout of Margaret Thatcher. You know you want one!

Monday, April 8, 2013

One word essays - cool pictures

 True Love

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Lou Holtz - Job advice

  1. Find something you like to do
  2. Find something you do well
  3. Find someone who will pay you to do it

If nobody will pay you to do it, it is a hobby...not a profession.