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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America Be sure to click here for another redneck joke .

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     Three third graders from Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.    The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.    "Okay." They all agree.    The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.    "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.    Not to be out done, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.    That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.    "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."    "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks th...

  Bubba meets the girl of his dreams,  his first cousin Emmy Lou.   He takes her out for a special dinner,     and shows her a good time at the  Redneck Carnival at Diggerland. The next day they spend together and  Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.     Later that night, he romances her under  special mood lighting.        A week or so later, Bubba realizes  this relationship is getting serious.  He makes reservations for a  Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was  so impressed with his thoughtfulness,   they had a special Friday night date  at the Soap & Suds Laundromat !   A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou,      and he buys her a really purdy  engagement ring.     On the day of their wedding, he  tells her how much he loves her just before the ceremony.     Then they're off to th...