Friday, March 27, 2015

Cute animal pics

 Hi Babies!  Smile for the camera!
 I'm not cute! I'm vicious! Rawwr Raawwrr!  All right fine, I'm cute.
 Honey, I think you may have a fever.
 Just one last hug before I go to school.  K Bye mom!
 No dog bed?  No problem.
 Baby is drowsing, cozy and fair
Mother sits near, in her rocking chair...
 We are absolutely captionless!
 My mom wants me to get braces, I'd rather just wear a hat.
 A loving (and warm) family.
 You go ahead on your vacation, I'll watch your fish for you.
 He's right behind me, isn't he....
 Just a little to the left!  Now hold still!
 Yoga kitty says: The key to inner health is inner peace.
 Knock knock.  We're cute.  Give us candy.
 Is it 8am already?  Just 5 more minutes pleeeeeeeez
 Mommy, I'm tiewwwwd. Cawwwy meeeee!
Keep your eyes closed for just 1 more second.
I promise the surprise is almost here!


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Women are like apples on trees

Women are like apples on trees.  The best ones are at the top of the tree.  Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.  Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.  The apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality they're amazing.  They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

There now....wasn't that warm and fuzzy.

Monday, March 23, 2015

F/A-22-- America 's Most Advanced Fighter Aircraft for the 21st Century

These are Great In-flight Photos of the F/A-22 as the first Aircraft Delivery
was being made to Langley AFB in Va. . Langley is to be first Operational AFB
for the F/A-22. It is a very Beautiful AFB, located in a picturesque
location, as you can see in these photos, near Norfolk and Hampton , Va.

The Aircraft flying along with the F/A-22 in the last of these photos is the
F-15, which will be replaced by the F/A-22 which is several times better than the F-15.
In Actual In-flight (simulated) Combat Operations against the F-15, two
F/A-22's were able to operate without detection while it went Head to Head
against (8) F-15's. The F/A-22's scored Missile Hits (Kills) against all
the F-15 Aircraft and the F/A-22's were never Detected by either the F-15's
or Ground Based Radar. Maj. Gen. Rick Lewis said: 'The Raptor Operated Against All Adversaries with
Virtual Impunity; Ground Based Systems Couldn't Engage and NO Adversary Aircraft Survived'!!!

F/A-22-- America 's Most Advanced Fighter Aircraft for the 21st Century!!!!

They're a titanium and carbon fiber dagger.
They're so advanced that if their on-board locator is switched off even our own satellites can lose track of them.
They're the first military aircraft ever built that is equipped with a 'black-out button'.  What that means is this ...
The best conditioned fighter pilots are capable of maintaining consciousness up to in the vicinity
of 15+ G.  The Raptor is capable of making 22+ G. turns.  If some day an adversary builds a missile
that is capable of catching up to one of these airplanes and a Raptor pilot sees that a strike is
imminent, he hits the 'b.o.b.' and the airplane makes a virtual U-turn, leaving the missile to pass right on by.

They know that in the process he'll temporarily lose consciousness, so the Raptor then automatically
comes back to straight and level flight until he wakes back up.

Enjoy the Photos   

Monday, March 9, 2015

Lists: 43 life tips/facts

  1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you.  Wear nice shoes.
  2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.
  3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you.  There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
  4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
  5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
  6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
  7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.
  8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side
  9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.
  10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
  11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
  12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
  13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.
  14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
  15. A human brain has a capacity to store five times as much information as Wikipedia.
  16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!
  17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
  18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!
  19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
  20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE.  It is the ultimate antidepressant.
  21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
  22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.
  23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
  24. Drink green tea and plenty of water.  Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.
  25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control.  Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
  28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
  29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.  Forgive them for everything.
  30. Don't take yourself so seriously.  No one else does.
  31. You don't have to win every argument.  Agree to disagree.
  32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
  33. Don't compare your life to others.  You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”
  36. Help the needy, be generous!  Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'
  37. What other people think of you is none of your business.
  38. Time heals everything.
  39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
  40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.  Your friends will.  Stay in touch.
  41. Envy is a waste of time.  You already have all you need.
  42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today.
  43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

Here is more wisdom ready for you.