Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Dachshund and lion - best friends

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Lessons learned from my dog

Dachshund pictures

Dog pictures

Dogs and kids - Cute pictures




The President decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar with his wife, Michelle. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Obama sitting at the end of the bar?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"?
Obama says, " I'm planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" 
Obama says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. 

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" 

Obama turns to the first lady and says,
"See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Why people hate you

A person generally hates you for 3 reasons: 

  1. They want to be you. 
  2. They hate themselves. 
  3. They see you as a threat.