Thursday, July 2, 2015

Happy Friendship Week card

A Card for You like you because of who you are to me...
A true Friend.
 
And if you don't add a comment in the comment section  or share it on FaceBook/Twitter, I'll take the hint 


Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow

Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. 

Please send a link to 5 people in 
5 minutes or share it.

Remember:

Proud To
Be Your Friend!


Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence,and
don't skip ahead

To all of You... Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. 

It's National Friendship Week.
 
Show your friends how much you care  
Share this blog post with everyone you consider a FRIEND!?

Even if it means sharing it back
 to the person Who shared it with you. 
If it comes back to you, 
then you'll know you have 
'a circle of friends'.

HAPPY
 "FRIENDSHIP WEEK" TO YOU!!!!!!

YOU
 ARE 
MY FRIEND
 AND I AM 
HONORED

Share it here

Lists: 8 things I learned getting older

1. I've Learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. 


2. I've Learned....
 That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

3. I've Learned....
 That money doesn't buy class. 
4. I've Learned...
 That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. 
5. I've Learned...
 That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants 
to be appreciated and loved. 

6. I've Learned....
 That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. 
What makes me think I can? 


7. I've Learned....
 That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. 
8. I've Learned....
 That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done. 

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Lists: 19 things I learned getting older

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:


  1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
  2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
  3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
  4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
  5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
  6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
  7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
  8. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the hydrant.
  9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
  10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
  11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
  12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
  13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
  14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
  15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
  16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
  17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
  18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
  19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Funny signs

Sometimes a name change is the best idea.. 
Major dilemma in Colorado



How do you get there from here?



Everything you need for
your "shotgun" wedding!

 


 

  It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!


     

McLogic gone wrong.. 



Pork the one you love? 

 ?
Still Dead, Huh???........Go Figure...



What?




 " Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News..." 


Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!! 


I'm Confused... 

How does that work?
 



?
I can't even comment on this one 




ok ...
 



Speling iz knot imprtunt fir astranawts 



Make up your mind
 


  Don't drink and make signs...  

Friday, June 26, 2015

Joke: Women are better at financial planning


Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to get married so he could share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in a year or so, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother!


The lesson: Women are so much better at financial planning than men!

Monday, June 22, 2015

Money

Verily I say unto ye.......... 
Money 
It can buy a house 


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But not a home
It can buy a clock 

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But not time

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It can buy you a position

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But not respect

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It can buy you a bed

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But not sleep

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It can buy you a book

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But not knowledge

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It can buy you medicine

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But not health

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It can buy you blood

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But not life

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So you see money isn't everything

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And it often causes pain and suffering

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I tell you this because I am your friend

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And as your friend I want to

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Take away your pain and suffering!!

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So
Send me all your money

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And I will suffer for you!

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Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??

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