Saturday, December 31, 2011

Ladies restroom idea


Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Detroit Pistons Should Start Brandon Knight

In the Detroit Pistons' second game on December 28th, rookie guard Brandon Knight blew up for 23 points, six assists and three 3-pointers on 10-of-13 shooting. Unfortunately, the Pistons' lost the game to theCleveland Cavaliers. Knight won't do this every night. He did not do nearly as well in the opener when he was 3 for 9 from the floor for nine points.


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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Ross Perot - Tips for Success

  1. Honesty
    1. Do what you say you will do. This causes other people to trust you. 
    2. Trust is fragile and takes years to earn. It must be re-earned each time you have contact with a person.
  2. Self-discipline
    1. Successful people are able to stick to the task at hand.
    2. The more successful you become, the more unpleasant the tasks will be that you have to perform.
  3. Toughness/resilience
    1. The ability to lock onto a problem and pursue it through many disappointments and failures to a successful solution.
  4. Pride
    1. Take pride in what you are doing.
  5. Knowledge
    1. Successful people know more about their particular industry than anyone else.
    2. Decisions are made by logic and careful thought.
  6. Competitive
    1. Successful people love to finish first.

Mayo Clinic Heart Attack and Aspirin advice


Mayo Clinic Aspirin
Dr. Virend Somers, is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic, 
who is lead author of the report in the July 29, 2008 issue of 
the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. 

Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally 
between 
6 A.M. and noon. Having one during the night, when
the heart should be most at rest, means
that something unusual happened. Somers and his colleagues
have been working for a decade to show that sleep apnea is
to blame.

1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day,
take it at night.
The reason: Aspirin has a 24-hour "half-life";
therefore, if most heart attacks happen in the
wee hours of the morning, the 
Aspirin would be strongest in your system. 

2. FYI, 

Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest 
for years, (when it gets old, it smells like vinegar). 

Please read on. 

Something that we can do to help ourselves - nice to know.
Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue. 
They work much faster than the tablets.

Why keep Aspirin by your bedside? It's about Heart Attacks -

There are other symptoms of a heart attack, besides the 
pain on the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense 
pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating; 
however, these symptoms may also occur less frequently. 

Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. 

The majority of people (about 60%) who had 
a heart attack during their sleep did not wake up.
However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from 
your deep sleep. 

If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth
and swallow them with a bit of water. 

Afterwards: 
- Call 911. 
- Phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by. 
- Say "heart attack!" 
- Say that you have taken 2 Aspirins. 
- Take a seat on a chair or sofa
near the front door, and wait for their arrival and

...
DO NOT LIE DOWN! 

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Cleveland Cavaliers: Kyrie Irving Starts His First Game

Cleveland Cavaliers point guard and top overall pick in the 2011 NBA Draft Kyrie Irving started the Cavs' season opener over veteran Ramon Sessions. Sessions started in the preseason games but this move was not a surprise. The Cavs need Irving to get all the experience he can get. Irving finished with six points (2 - 12 from the floor), three rebounds, seven assists, a steal, and a turnover in 26 minutes.


The rest of this article is here.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

A Touching Christmas Story - joke


A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into  
5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day."
His wife said crying, "Yes, I remember that jewlery store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."

Friday, December 23, 2011

Cleveland Cavaliers: Preview – Position by Position



The Cleveland Cavaliers are looking toward the future. Kyrie Irving is a legitimate Rookie of the Year contender. With two of the top draft picks (Kyrie Irving and Tristan Thompson) now a part of the Cavs' organization, the Cavs will need to play aggressive basketball to win games. 


Here is a breakdown of each position:

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

'Button' bucks gone wrong
























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This article can also be found here.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Senior Travel


Joke: Apparently, ice is really bad for you




When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Tower Heist: 20 Things I Learned Watching Tower Heist with Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy



  1. Judd Hirsch from Taxi and Alan Alda from Mash are still working actors.
  2. Burger King employees are not allowed to have sex in the store.
  3. Burger King does not check your balls.
  4. What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.
  5. A tiny vagina is a hereditary trait.
  6. Nova in Spanish means "It doesn't go"
  7. Asthma symptoms can be confused with seizures.
  8. Shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise proves that you are ready to steal $20 million.
  9. Don't trust your wallet with a thief. 
  10. Lesbians have the nicer breasts than non-lesbians.
  11. You can avoid paying a restaraunt check by planting a roach in your food.
  12. There are no episodes of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock.
  13. The women in the French Playboy magazine are even more naked than the American version.
  14. All the security guards in a building will be distracted by a French Playboy magazine. 
  15. If an FBI agent is allergic to chocolate, you will have to knock him out cold with a pastry cart.
  16. An elderly women will not question why a red sports car is in the hallway if you are willing to walk her dog.
  17. The FBI is incompetent enough to miss the solid gold car in the room with an incriminating evidence in the glove box when searching the room of a suspected swindler. 
  18. A solid gold car is suprisingly lightweight and easy to move around in and out of an elevator shaft..
  19. Matthew Broderick can hang for a very long time from his fingertips.
  20. You can dangle a Ferrari out of a penthouse window during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and nobody will notice.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Kobe Bryant - Divorce

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa (née Vanessa Urbieta Cornejo Laine) has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years. TMZ reports that her filing cited "irreconcilable differences" and suggests that she "believes Kobe has been unfaithful."


If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?

Coach Calipari and the Importance of Free Throws


John Calipari's teams have historically struggled from the free throw line. This year his Kentucky Wildcats are hitting 67% from the line, which is 184th in the nation.
Free throws played a part in the Kentucky loss to Indiana. The Cats shot just 58.8% from the free throw line. With 20 seconds to go, Anthony Davis missed the front end of a one-and-one. With six seconds to go, Doron Lamb only made one of two free throws. Those three points would have won the game. In the game before that against North Carolina, if Marquis Teague could have made his free throws with 21 seconds to go, Anthony Davis' huge blocked shot might not have been necessary.
The rest of this stellar article is on Yahoo Sports.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Playboy Bunny (and UK fan) Megan Dills Trampled by Indiana Fans

Indiana fans were so jacked up after the victory of Kentucky that they trampled this hottie. Here is her account of the situation:

“You couldn’t hear yourself think, much less scream for UK,” she said. “There was a girl two rows behind me that said, ‘Sit your blonde — down.’ I turned around and probably said some not so nice things myself back. But it was a good time, or at least it was until the end.”
“All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death.”
She had a swollen ankle she could barely walk on and a doctor confirmed Monday that she not only had a sprained ankle, but also some torn tendons. The injury has forced her to cancel a Playboy photo shoot this Saturday in Indiana.

Does a Bear Poo in the Woods?


Former Wildcats in the NBA – 2011/12 Preview

Now that the NBA season is about ready to begin, here is a preview of former Kentucky Wildcat players' upcoming season with their 2010 stats (if they played).

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

ESPN The Magazine - 2 year subscription only $40

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Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).

When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.

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This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
 

Point Guard Twany Beckham is Eligible to Take the Floor

On Saturday, December 17th, Twany Beckham is expected to take the floor for the Wildcats for the first time when Kentucky takes on Chattanooga at Rupp Arena. Beckham transferred to UK from Mississippi State after the semester break last year. He'll have one season of eligibility left after this season. Beckham is a 6'5" point guard who is 23 years old. He is from Louisville, KY.


Be sure to read the rest of this gem on rivals.yahoo.com.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer promote bullying?

Ask any bully that you know if they learned to be a jerk from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The answer may be yes. A psychologist says that the 1964 holiday classic promotes bullying. Rudolph was bulled by Donner (his father), his coach, Santa and many others in the show.

Parents who sit down to watch the holiday classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” may be surprised to know they are advocating bullying and causing harm to their children, according to a psychologist.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

iPad for Christmas at bargain price


If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks.
The numbers are limited -I have twenty iPads going for less than half Price, so it's first come, first served.
I have already sold one (see pic below so you can see what you would be getting).
Get back to me as quickly as you can, if you want one.


Here is the picture: