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Old people texting abbreviations


ATD - at the doctor

BFF - best friend fell

BTW - bring the wheelchair

BYOT - bring your own teeth

FWIW - forgot where I was

GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low

GHA - got heartburn again

IMHO - is my hearing aid on? 

LMDO - laughing my dentures out

LOL - living on Lipitor

OMMR - on my massage recliner

ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up

TTYL - talk to you louder!

Click here for a list of things that have changed over the years.

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