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Organic art - Cool pictures

Pencils - cool pictures of pencils

Click here for the inspirational pencil parable. 

When I say I'm Broke, I'm Broke! - Joke

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, To be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a  vacuum cleaner . 'Good morning,' said the young man.' 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time,  I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered  vacuum cleaners .' ''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed It wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back

Pete Rose - Three ways to treat a person

Pete Rose says there are three ways to treat a person: Kick them in the butt Pat them on the butt Leave them alone Know who needs patted, who needs to be kicked, and who needs to be left alone. Here is some good stuff about Alexander the Great .

Pete Rose hitting tips

Pete Rose's three tips on hitting Be  aggressive Be more  aggressive Never be satisfied Pete Rose shares his wisdom about how to treat people here .

Old magazine advertisements - Funny