Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Stop Obama plane



Saturday, May 26, 2012

Thursday, May 17, 2012

When I say I'm Broke, I'm Broke! - Joke


WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
To be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man.'
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, 
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''
And she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
It wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork and a bib smartass
'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Pete Rose - Three ways to treat a person


Pete Rose says there are three ways to treat a person:

  1. Kick them in the butt
  2. Pat them on the butt
  3. Leave them alone

Know who needs patted, who needs to be kicked, and who needs to be left alone.

Pete Rose hitting tips


Pete Rose's three tips on hitting

  1. Be aggressive
  2. Be more aggressive
  3. Never be satisfied

Monday, May 7, 2012

Kentucky Basketball: Kentucky and Indiana Series Ending is All About the Money

By now, most everybody knows that the Kentucky Wildcats and Indiana Hoosiers annual game has come to an end. To Kentucky's credit, they tried to continue the series at a neutral site but Indianawas not interested. Indiana wanted to continue the series unchanged.


Check out the rest of this gem here

Friday, May 4, 2012

Cleveland Cavaliers Fan: Cleveland Should Be OK with LeBron James Winning a Title

The best chance at stopping the Miami Heat's march to the NBA Finals took a massive hit when the Chicago Bulls lost Derrick Rose. It would take a pretty big upset for LeBron James and the Heat to not make the NBA Finals.


Check out the article on YahooSports.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Old magazine advertisements - Funny


















Kentucky Basketball: Mark Lyons Visited Lexington on May 1

On April 22, 2012, Mark Goodman wrote on CBSSports.com that Xavier guard Mark Lyons would not be returning to Xavier. On May 1, Goodman tweeted that former Xavier guard Mark Lyonsvisited Lexington. Lyons would be eligible to play immediately. Also in the running for Lyons' services are Arizona and Kansas.


Read more about Lyons and UK on YahooSports.