Friday, March 29, 2013

Killed by vegetarians - joke


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The blame game

BLAME


How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, 
He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the Tobacco company. 

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, 
You blame television


If friends are shot by a deranged madman, 
You blame the gun manufacturer for having too many rounds in the magazine

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. 


So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to 
Blame Bill Gates .

Good things come...


Friday, March 8, 2013

Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival in China




Gorgeous Use of Snow
The annual Snow Sculpture contest in Harbin,
attracts contestants from all over the world.