Thursday, October 29, 2015

Halloween - Haunted car commercial


Be sure to turn the sound up and read the text below before you click on the video.  Oh, and Happy Halloween!


A bit creepy, but very cool.

Apparently, a car advertisement from Great Britain had to be removed because of a strange coincidence and something the film caught.

The editor saw a human-like mist moving along side the car when it cleared the trees in the middle of the shot.  Make sure you watch the front end of the car closely.  It may just be a trick of the camera, but it definitely looks a bit like your stereotypical ghost.  You can even hear the cameraman whisper something towards the end.  It is faint, but if you turn up your sound you should hear it.

They decided to not run the spot after finding out that someone had been killed on that spot of road a bit earlier.

It's a bit creepy, but, it is Halloween.  Have fun!

Halloween jump scares video


Halloween cartoon - no candy


Halloween Rules for Seniors


You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.


6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.


5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.


No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Halloween - dressing up as Grandparents


Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Bengals vs. Steelers memes











The dog knows, Hillary Clinton joke

Have you ever heard that a dog knows when an earthquake is about to hit? 

Have you ever heard that a dog can sense when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?

Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?

I'm a firm believer that animals  and especially dogs have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a good ole hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . . 

when impending doom is upon us . . . 


Monday, October 26, 2015

Word problem: What These Words Have In Common

This is no trick  a very good puzzle....... figure it out before you peek.

See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......



                      Banana
                      Dresser
                      Grammar
                      Potato
                      Revive
                      Uneven
                     Voodoo
                     Assess





Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?




Give It Another Try....





You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.





Go back and look at them again; think hard.





Hope You Didn't Cheat.







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Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.

Jokes: The original computer


Memory - was something you lost with age 

An application - was for employment 



A program - was a TV show 



A cursor - used profanity
 



A keyboard - was a piano 



A web - was a spider's home 



A virus - was the flu 



A CD - was a bank account
 



A hard drive - was a long trip on the road 



A mouse pad - was where a mouse lived
 


And if you had a 3 inch floppy . 



Friday, October 23, 2015

The Our Gang Curse

Remember Our Gang? These pictures are great -- in case you forgot who is who.
Remember Our Gang?  
 What ever happened to those people?
 Well, here  it is...........sad...........!

...THE OUR GANG  CURSE...
 Alfalfa  --

 Carl  Switzer was shot to death at age 31.

Chubby  --
 300-pound Norman Chaney  died at age 22 following an operation.

Buckwheat  --
 William Thomas died at  age 49 of a heart attack.

Darla Hood  --
 The Our Gang leading  lady contracted hepatitis and died at age 47.

Brisbane!  --
 Kendall McCormas, known  as Breezy Brisbane, committed suicide at age 64.

Froggy -- William Robert  Laughline was killed in a motor scooter accident at age  16.


Mickey Daniels  --
 He died of liver disease  at 55.

Stymie  --
 Mathew Bear led a life  of crime and drugs. He died of a stroke at age 56.

Scotty Beckett  --
 He died at age 38  following a brutal beating.

Wheezer --
 Robert Hutchins was  killed in an airplane accident at age 19.

Pete the Pup  --
 He was poisoned by an  unknown assailant.

Butch  --

 Currently lives in California.


and  Spanky.......



Robert Blake was accused of murdering his wife
I did not know that was Robert Blake!



I have no idea if any of this is true.

Mexican Immigration Law - FM3 Visa story

Now you know why we have so many illegal Mexicans scattered around the U.S. If we did the same treatment (procedures) to them, I doubt we would have an immigration problem. We would be called a "police state" If our leaders had gone thru this process, we would have no problem with legislation.This makes some very interesting reading:


The following from a director with SW BELL in Mexico City:

I spent five years working in  Mexico. I worked under a tourist visa for three months and could legally renew it for three more months.  After that you were working illegally. I was technically
illegal for three weeks waiting on the FM3 approval. During that six months our Mexican and US Attorneys were working to secure a permanent work visa called a FM3. It was in addition to my US passport that I had to show each time I entered and left the country. Barbara's was the same except hers did not permit her to work.

To apply for the FM3 I needed to  submit the following notarized originals (not copies) of my:


  1. Birth  certificates for Barbara and me. 
  2. Marriage  certificate.
  3. High school transcripts and proof of  graduation.
  4. College transcripts for every college I attended and  proof of graduation.
  5. Two letters of recommendation from  supervisors I had worked for at least one year.
  6. A letter from The  ST. Louis Chief of Police indicating I had no arrest record in the US and no  outstanding warrants and was "a citizen in good standing."
  7. Finally; I had to write a letter about myself that clearly stated why there was no Mexican citizen with my skills and why my skills were important to Mexico. We called it our "I am the greatest person on earth" letter. It was fun to write.

All of the above were in English that had to be translated into Spanish and be certified as legal translations and our signatures notarized. It produced a folder about 1.5 inches thick with English on the left side and Spanish on the right.

Once they were completed Barbara and I spent about five hours accompanied by a Mexican attorney
touring Mexican government office locations and being photographed and fingerprinted at least three
times. At each location (and we remember at least four locations) we were instructed on Mexican tax,
labor, housing, and criminal law and that we were required to obey their laws or face the
consequences. We could not protest any of the government's actions or we would be committing a felony. We paid out four thousand dollars in fees and bribes to complete the process. When this was done we could legally bring in our household goods that were held by US customs in Laredo Texas. This meant we rented furniture in Mexico while awaiting our goods. There were extensive fees involved here that the company paid.

We could not buy a home and were required to rent at very high rates and under contract and compliance with Mexican law.

We were required to get a Mexican drivers license. This was an amazing process. The company arranged for the licensing agency to come to our headquarters location with their photography and finger print equipment and the laminating machine. We showed our US license, were photographed and fingerprinted again and issued the license instantly after paying out a six dollar fee. We did not take a written or driving test and never received instructions on the rules of the road. Our only instruction was never give a policeman your license if stopped and asked. We were instructed to hold it against the inside window away from his grasp. If he got his hands on it you would have to pay ransom to get it back.

We then had to pay and file Mexican income tax annually using the number of our FM3 as our ID
number. The companies Mexican accountants did this for us and we just signed what they prepared.
I was about twenty legal size pages annually.

The FM 3 was good for three years and renewable for two more after paying more fees.

Leaving the country meant turning in the FM# and certifying we were leaving no debts behind and no
outstanding legal affairs (warrants, tickets or liens) before our household goods were released to
customs.

It was a real adventure and If any of our Senators or Congressmen went through it once they would
have a different attitude toward Mexico.

The Mexican Government uses its vast military and police forces to keep its citizens intimidated and
compliant. They never protest at their White House or government offices but do protest daily in front of the United States Embassy. The US embassy looks like a strongly reinforced fortress and during most protests the Mexican Military surround the block with their men standing shoulder to shoulder in full riot gear to protect the Embassy. These protests are never shown on US or Mexican TV. There is a large public park across the street where they do their protesting. Anything can cause a protest such as proposed law changes in California or Texas.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Monday, October 19, 2015

The Mexican Fisherman


The Mexican Fisherman
Author Unknown


The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. 

Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. 

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while." 

The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?" 

The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs." 

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" 

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life." 

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the 
processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise." 

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?" 

To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years." 

"But what then?" asked the Mexican. 

The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions." 

"Millions?...Then what?" 

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

Friday, October 16, 2015

SNL Tom Brady sexual harassment and you




Follow these simple rules:

  1. Be handsome
  2. Be attractive
  3. Don't be unattractive

Monday, October 12, 2015

A Little Boy At A Big Piano

Wishing to encourage her young son's progress on the piano, a mother took her boy to a Paderewski concert. After they were seated, the mother spotted a friend in the audience and walked down the aisle to greet her.

Seizing the opportunity to explore the wonders of the concert hall, the little boy rose and eventually explored his way through a door
marked "NO ADMITTANCE." When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing.

Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights focused on
the impressive Steinway on stage. In horror, the mother saw
her little boy sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

At that moment, the great piano master made his entrance, quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy's ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing."

Then leaning over, Paderewski reached down with his left
hand and began filling in a bass part. Soon his right arm reached around to the other side of the child and he added a running obbligato. Together, the old master and the young novice transformed a frightening situation into a wonderfully creative experience. The audience was mesmerized.

That's the way it is in life. What we can accomplish on our own is hardly noteworthy. We try our best, but the results aren't exactly graceful flowing music. But when we trust in the hands of a Greater Power, our life's work truly can be beautiful.

Next time you set out to accomplish great feats, listen carefully. You can hear the voice of the Master, whispering in your ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing."

From Inspiration Peak

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Friday, October 9, 2015

Heart Attack and Water, Best time to drink water


Correct time to drink water... Very Important. From A Cardiac Specialist!

Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its effectiveness on the body: 
2 glasses of water after waking up - helps activate internal organs
1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion
1 glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood pressure
1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack
I can also add to this... My Physician told me that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg cramps. Your leg muscles are seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a Charlie Horse.

How many folks do you know who say they don't want to drink anything before going to bed because they'll have to get up during the night!!
Heart Attack and Water - I never knew all of this ! Interesting.......
Something else I didn't know ... I asked my Doctor why people need to urinate so much at night time. Answer from my Cardiac Doctor -
Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body when you are upright (legs swell). When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc) seeks level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove the water because it is easier. This then ties in with the last statement!

I knew you need your minimum water to help flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me.


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