Friday, November 29, 2013

Christina Aguilera AMA pictures - before and after


Wednesday, November 27, 2013

God recall - religious humor



The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  

This defect has been identified as "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the Next, download REPENTANCE procedure.
ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3 Peace
4.Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER:
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

P.S. PLEASE ASSIST WHERE  POSSIBLE BY NOTIFYING OTHERS OF THIS IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE, AND YOU MAY CONTACT THE FATHER ANYTIME BY 'KNEE MAIL'!

Because HE Lives!
Working for God on earth doesn't pay much......
But His retirement plan is out of this world!

Thursday, November 21, 2013

The Obamas - Working the system

WORKING THE SYSTEM

Wow, she must have been really good at her job.
At the top right hand corner of page 17 of the New York Post, January 24, 2009, was a column entitled, "Replacing Michelle" in the National Review, The Week.

Here it is as it appeared:

"Some employees are simply irreplaceable. Take Michelle Obama: The University of Chicago Medical Center hired her in 2002 to run 'programs for community relations, neighborhood outreach, volunteer recruitment, staff diversity and minority contracting'.

In 2005 the hospital raised her salary from $120,000 to $317,000 - nearly twice what her husband made as a Senator.

Her husband, Barak Obama, had just become a U.S. Senator. He requested a $1 million "Earmark" for the UC Medical Center. Way to network, Michelle!

Now that Mrs. Obama has resigned, the hospital says her position will remain unfilled. How can that be, if the work she did was vital enough to be worth $317,000?

Let me add that Michelle's position was a part-time, 20-hours-a-week job.

My thoughts: How did this bit of "quid pro quo" (scratch my back - I'll scratch yours) corruption escape the sharp reporters that dug through Sarah Palin's garbage and kindergarten files?

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

Depression is when you lose your job.

Recovery is when Obama loses his job!

Anti-Obama pictures






Barack Obama gun law pictures




Obamacare pictures



Barack Obama Food stamp jokes


 


Teacher fail


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Monday, November 18, 2013

Obamacare rollout cartoon - joke


Lambeau Field - veterans tribute pictures - 11/10/2013


Those who attended the game said it was extremely emotional to see the entire bowl of the stadium turn red, white and blue. It took 90 workers two weeks to get all of the colored card boards mounted under each seat.  Each piece of card board had eye slits in them so the fans could hold up the colored sheet and still see through the eye slits.  Every seat had to have the proper card, with no mistakes, to make this happen. 
Lambeau Field
This is what ESPN failed to show you Monday night,
Apparently, they thought their commercials were more important than showing this scene for about 5 seconds.



Saturday, November 16, 2013

Historical Trivia - Creek Indians


Did you know the saying "God willing and the Creek don't rise" was in reference to the Creek Indians and not a body of water? It was written by Benjamin Hawkins in the late 18th century. He was a politician and Indian diplomat. While in the south, Hawkins was requested by the President of the U.S. to return to Washington . In his response, he was said to write, "God willing and the Creek don't rise." Because he capitalized the word "Creek" it is deduced that he was referring to the Creek Indian tribe and not a body of water.

Shanghai 1990 vs 2010


Tuesday, November 12, 2013

San Francisco travel tips


Marin Headlands... all those car ads in magazines? Where the new vehicle is on the edge of an abyss, with the Golden Gate Bridge and the city in the background? That's the Headlands. Very easy to get to, very hard to forget. Drive across the Golden Gate Bridge, make the second right onto Alexander Avenue... if you go right, you're headed for Sausalito, so go left and up the hill. The road winds through the hills... for the first mile, every couple hundred feet is an oh-my-god view of the bridge, the bay and the city. Keep going until you get to...


Rodeo Beach, where the waves smash against the cliffs and the surfers rule. If you go on a rainy day, you'll have the place to yourself. If it's nice, take a hike or rent a bike and ride the trails. Incredible beauty, 10 minutes from a couple million people.


Bonita Point Lighthouse, Headlands... bear left instead of right once you're up in the hills.. the road leads you to the light, and past all these former artillery batteries...


Mama's Restaurant, North Beach... Mama's has the best omelets and French toast anywhere, and when you're done, check out...

Saints Peter and Paul Church on Washington Square next to Mama's is where Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe.


You can walk off the giant meal at Mama's by going to Telegraph Hill.


End up at Coit Tower for more heart-stopping views.

Now go to City Lights Bookstore... also in North Beach...you might see some Beat Poets.


Angel Island... it's that big, green, uninhabited knob in the middle of the Bay. Take the ferry from...


Fisherman's Wharf. Purchase a loaf of sourdough at an Italian bakery and maybe some Anchor Steam beer. Eat. Drink. Walkabout.


Listen to the channel markers clang and the foghorn clear its throat every few minutes.

Angel Island is the Ellis Island of the West, where they processed Asians hoping to start a new life inn America. Great city views, peaceful walks.

Gather some eucalyptus pods. Scratch and sniff.


Haight Ashbury... gentrified long ago. The Victorians once occupied by Jefferson Airplane, the Dead etc. now run $2 million or more... but the hippie vibe still exists, and you may run into shops there still sell honest-to-god records.


Sausalito... Take your wallet.


Go to Wine country... if you must. A little crowded. Take Route 1 up the coast instead, to...


Stinson Beach and...


Bodega Bay, where Alfred Hitchcock filmed The Birds.


If you have more than a day, go south to the Monterey Peninsula.