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President George W. Bush with wounded warriors

CLASS DOESN'T MAKE THE NEWS! Green and white shirt, black tee shirt, gray pants and tennis shoes.   How many people know that President Bush hosts a few Wounded Warriors at his ranch  10 weekends  every year? Every year !  All expenses paid! Not what you expect to see, huh? There he is, dancing with a "Wounded Warrior" who has lost a leg but still dances. I guarantee we will NEVER see a story or picture like this from NBC, CBS, ABC, The New York Times, or The Washington Post.  God Bless America

Amazing Trees

These trees were grown in Santa Cruz CA the year I don't know , but the man that grew them never told any one how he did it . then in around 1999  the owner of Nob Hill foods in Gilroy CA moved them to his park in Gilroy  and they are doing  well. Amazing Trees More amazing trees are here .

Joke: Automotive Christmas gift ideas

If you have an "Automotive Minded" person in you life, these gift suggestions should be considered. 1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you  need to change the air in your tires. This highly  recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much  easier now. Remember to change your air every 3000 miles or  twice a year. $25 2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this  stuff hard to find. 4oz bottle. $12 3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24 4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a  new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA! $1 each. 5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound.  $3.50 6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for  specific application. From $9.99 7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with  T-50! $14.99 8. Alternator Batter

Warm Winter Wishes

Christmas symbols - Teach the children

  TEACH THE CHILDREN WHAT THEY MEAN !!!! This is how it happened...I just finished the household chores for the night  and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped  out from behind the Christmas tree. He placed his finger over his mouth so I would not cry out. "What are you  doing?" I started to ask. The words choked up in my throat, and I saw he had  tears in his eyes. His usual jolly manner was gone. Gone was the eager,  boisterous soul we all know. He then answered me with a simple statement. "TEACH THE CHILDREN!" I was puzzled; what did he mean? He anticipated my question, and with one  quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. As I  stood bewildered, Santa said,  "Teach the children! Teach them the old meaning of Christmas. The meaning  that now-a-days Christmas has forgotten." S

Christmas sign: unattended children

I am thankful for...

  I  AM THANKFUL:    FOR THE WIFE    WHO  SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,  BECAUSE SHE IS  HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.   FOR  THE HUSBAND   WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO,  BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT  AT THE BARS.   FOR  THE TEENAGER   WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES  BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE  STREETS.   FOR  THE TAXES I PAY   BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED FOR  THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE  IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY  FRIENDS.   FOR  THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO  SNUG   BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.     FOR MY SHADOW THAT  WATCHES ME WORK   BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE  SUNSHINE    FOR A  LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED  CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING   BECAUSE  IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME FOR  ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE  GOVERNMENT  BECAUSE  IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF  SPEECH.    FOR  THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF  THE PARKING L

How the stock market works

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.  The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.  He further announced that he would now buy at $20.  This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they  started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!   The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.  In the absence of the boss, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has collected

Jokes: Bedroom stories

Church signs

New Church   Signs Life is not the way it's supposed to be.  It's the way it is.  The way we cope with it, is what makes the difference .  

Bears: how not to release a bear