Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Essay:John Wall divorce agreement


DIVORCE AGREEMENT-   -
 
WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
 

 
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
 
 
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together   since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
 
 
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
 
 
Here is our separation agreement:
 
 
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
 
 
--We d on't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
 
 
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
 
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
 
 
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
 
 
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
 
 
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
 
 
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, drug gies and illegal aliens.
 
 
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
 
 
--We'll keep Bill O &nbs p; '   Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
 
 
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
 
 
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
-- When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
 
 
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
 
 
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and ShirleyMaclaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
 
 
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
 
 
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
 
 
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
 
 
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
 
 
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
 
 
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
 
 
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
 
 
Sincerely,
 
 
John J. Wall
 
 
Law Student and an American
 
 
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.
 
 
P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

Monday, July 4, 2016

Tear DOWN The Statue of Liberty!

This was written by Rosemary LaBonte to the editors of a California newspaper in response to an article written by Ernie Lujan who suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the immigrants of today aren’t being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.  The paper never printed this response, so her husband sent it out via internet.
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Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer.  Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented.
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Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground.  They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times.  They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home. 
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They had waved goodbye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture.  Nothing was handed to them.  No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them.  All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.
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Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out.  My father fought alongside men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy, France and Japan.  None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from.  They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan.  They were defending the United States of America as one people.
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When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French American, the German American or the Irish American.  The people of France saw only Americans.  And we carried one flag that represented one country.  Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were.  It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here.  These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American.  They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.
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And here we are with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges.  Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country.
 
I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about.  I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life.  I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags. 
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And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill.  I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet.