Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Joke: The haircut

The Haircut A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

Dad replied,
 "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Kentucky Basketball 2012 Roster



3
Forward
6-10
228
FR
Everett, Mass. (Tilton)
4
Guard
6-7
212
RS JR
Madisonville, Ky. (North Hopkins)
5
Guard
6-2
189
JR
Nicholasville, Ky. (West Jessamine)
10
Guard
6-4.5
198
FR
Little Rock, Ark. (Sylvan Hills)
11
Guard
6-4.5
202
SR
Louisville, Ky. (Mississippi State)
12
Guard
6-2
170
SO
Marietta, Ga. (N.C. State)
13
Guard
5-11
185
SO
Scituate, Mass. (Scituate)
15
Forward
7-0
244
FR
Olathe, Kan. (Northwest)
22
Forward
6-7
239
FR
Clarksville, Tenn. (Northeast)
32
Guard
5-9
155
SO
Dumont, N.J. (River Dell)
33
Forward
6-10
239
SO
Portland, Ore. (Jesuit)
34
Guard
6-2
192
GS
Marian, Ind. (Wright State)