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Let’s see here, between tobacco and alcohol, there are 636,000 deaths per year, or 55 times as many as with firearms.  Motor vehicles are 3 times as many as firearms.  Seems to me we need to have special licenses for smokes and booze, with classes required, and background checks.   That should occur at least every year, with immediate revocation upon the occurrence of any incident.  Cars licenses could be re-issued after re-testing every 18 months, with the same revocation policy.  Many municipalities/States currently have laws on the books against making available through negligence or by intent, items with which children can harm themselves or others.  Here in Nebraska little time passes without reading of charges being filed against parents/other adults for those reasons. This data comes from our Federal Govt - the FBI and Center for Disease Control. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2022! May you ALWAYS make the right move May your cup runneth over with love May you always know when to walk away・.. and when to RUN! MAY YOU ALWAYS FIND SHELTER FROM ANY STORM May you remain good looking and looking good. May you find the perfect diet for your body and your soul. May you find perfect balance in the company you keep. May you have as much fun as you can before someone makes you stop. May the worst thing that happens to you come in slobbery pink and furry TAN. May you manage to MAKE time for Time Out! May all the new folks you meet be interesting and kind. AND MAY YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY ALWAYS BRING YOU JOY May 2021 be The BEST  year EVER!!! May this year only hold good health, successful projects, and happiness for you and your loved ones! Now, click here for the recipe for a happy new year .

You can get used to the smell of a port a potty. Can't is the real c word. People can crap gold. To make your farts glow, put a fire fly in your butt hole. A snake bite can give you an erection. Nobody can force you to live in Rainbowland. To improve your approval rating, try making a sex tape with your opponent's wife and putting it on TV. Drew Carey drives some women to touch themselves. There is an alternate version of the prayer "Our Father". Nova Scotia is a country. Punching a baby and a dog will not prevent you from winning an election.

Obama with Thai Prime Minister . . .judge for yourself. Michelle Obama no likey Check out Obama flirting with the Danish prime minister

This book says that constricting your anus and denting your navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective. Doing this will enable you to say good-bye to depression and take back your youth.  Here are the top five reasons why you should take this advice: It can be done anywhere. Get rid of stress and say good bye to depression. It can give a good gun or good pliers to man or woman. It reverses the aging process. A healthy buttocks is a happy buttocks. Someone please try this and post your results in the comment section.

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