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The Campaign: 10+ Things I Learned Watching The Campaign with Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis


  1. You can get used to the smell of a port a potty.
  2. Can't is the real c word.
  3. People can crap gold.
  4. To make your farts glow, put a fire fly in your butt hole.
  5. A snake bite can give you an erection.
  6. Nobody can force you to live in Rainbowland.
  7. To improve your approval rating, try making a sex tape with your opponent's wife and putting it on TV.
  8. Drew Carey drives some women to touch themselves.
  9. There is an alternate version of the prayer "Our Father".
  10. Nova Scotia is a country.
  11. Punching a baby and a dog will not prevent you from winning an election.

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