Four reasons why Halloween is the best holiday

You are not obligated to visit relatives.
You are not obligated to purchase gifts for anyone.
People will give you candy for no reason other than it is Halloween.
It is the only day of the year where it is socially acceptable to dress up like a penguin.

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Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Four deer pulled from the icy waters of Stephens Passage, Alaska

Weirdest Day Of Fishing Ever! ...

Joke: Apparently, ice is really bad for you

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

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