Saturday, July 7, 2012

Ted: 10+ Things I Learned Watching Ted with Mark Wahlberg



  1. If called upon, Tom Brady could save the world.
  2. Homosexuals like turkey burgers.
  3. Thunder is just God's farts.
  4. Channing Tatum's index finger can be the topic of girl talk.
  5. Women cannot distinguish between the Darth Vader theme and a song from the Notebook.
  6. Surprisingly, insulting and talking dirty to the job interviewer can land you the job.
  7. Having sex instead of working can lead to a promotion.
  8. To party like it was the 80s, you just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
  9. Don't trust someone on drugs with a knife.
  10. A real duck could totally beat up a stuffed bear.
  11. However, the stuffed bear can totally beat up a 35-year old human man.

14 comments:

  1. LOL. You forgot "wishing on shooting stars really DOES work"!

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  2. Fuck you, Jared. We don't need your bullshit spam on this blog. Everyone knows you work at the shooting star factory.

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  3. Hi guys. fuck you all, i hope your whore mothers die of anal cancer. That is all. Bye

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  4. it's ok, if i get raped it'll be my fault for what i'm whering... oh and Fuck you, Jared.

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  5. it's ok, if i get raped it'll be my fault for what i'm wearing... oh and Fuck you, Jared

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  6. Wooohooo! Everyone gets to Fuck jared! Anonymous 1 you rock, I love it when whore mothers die of anal cancer and anonymous 2 you're obviously a street walking whore, how much for a night? oh yeah and FUCK YOU JARED!

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  7. ^I'm Valentino Rossi and I approve this message

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  8. Jared I hope you die of lou Gehrig's disease, and I fucked youre mother in the ass and I found her tumor

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  9. poor jared...SIKE, Fuck You jared!

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  10. Fuck you Jared! And Fuck you too, Thunder!!

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  11. fuck you anonymous you mothers sucks cock in hell

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  12. y'all have serious issues.

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  13. So u can fuck them but not get them drunk right?

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