Jokes: The original computer

Memory - was something you lost with age

An application - was for employment

A program - was a TV show

A cursor - used profanity

A keyboard - was a piano

A web - was a spider's home

A virus - was the flu

A CD - was a bank account

A hard drive - was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad - was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy .

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Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Four deer pulled from the icy waters of Stephens Passage, Alaska

Weirdest Day Of Fishing Ever! ...

Joke: Apparently, ice is really bad for you

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

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