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Be sure to turn the sound up and read the text below before you click on the video.  Oh, and Happy Halloween! A bit creepy, but very cool. Apparently, a car advertisement from Great Britain had to be removed because of a strange coincidence and something the film caught. The editor saw a human-like mist moving along side the car when it cleared the trees in the middle of the shot.  Make sure you watch the front end of the car closely.  It may just be a trick of the camera, but it definitely looks a bit like your stereotypical ghost.  You can even hear the cameraman whisper something towards the end.  It is faint, but if you turn up your sound you should hear it. They decided to not run the spot after finding out that someone had been killed on that spot of road a bit earlier. It's a bit creepy, but, it is Halloween.  Have fun!

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when : 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only . 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And you can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors  should not  go Trick Or Treating... * * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee. No matter, have a  HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Have you ever heard that a dog knows when an earthquake is about to hit?   Have you ever heard that a dog can sense when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away? Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed? I'm a firm believer that animals  and especially dogs have keen insights into the Truth. And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance. Simply said, a good ole hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . .  when impending doom is upon us . . .  

This is no trick  a very good puzzle....... figure it out before you peek. See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......                       Banana                       Dresser                       Grammar                       Potato                       Revive                       Uneven       ...

Memory - was something you lost with age   An application - was for employment  A program - was a TV show  A cursor - used profanity   A keyboard - was a piano  A web - was a spider's home  A virus - was the flu  A CD - was a bank account   A hard drive - was a long trip on the road  A mouse pad - was where a mouse lived   And if you had a 3 inch floppy . 

Now you know why we have so many illegal Mexicans scattered around the U.S. If we did the same treatment (procedures) to them, I doubt we would have an immigration problem. We would be called a "police state" If our leaders had gone thru this process, we would have no problem with legislation.This makes some very interesting reading: The following from a director with SW BELL in Mexico City: I spent five years working in  Mexico. I worked under a tourist visa for three months and could legally renew it for three more months.  After that you were working illegally. I was technically illegal for three weeks waiting on the FM3 approval. During that six months our Mexican and US Attorneys were working to secure a permanent work visa called a FM3. It was in addition to my US passport that I had to show each time I entered and left the country. Barbara's was the same except hers did not permit her to work. To apply for the FM3 I needed to  submit the following notariz...

This dog loves the Bengals and seems to hate the Steelers.

The Mexican Fisherman Author Unknown The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.  Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.  The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."  The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"  The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."  The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"  The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."  ...

Follow these simple rules: Be handsome Be attractive Don't be unattractive

Wishing to encourage her young son's progress on the piano, a mother took her boy to a Paderewski concert. After they were seated, the mother spotted a friend in the audience and walked down the aisle to greet her. Seizing the opportunity to explore the wonders of the concert hall, the little boy rose and eventually explored his way through a door marked "NO ADMITTANCE." When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing. Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights focused on the impressive Steinway on stage. In horror, the mother saw her little boy sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." At that moment, the great piano master made his entrance, quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy's ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing." Then leaning over, Paderewski reached down with his left hand and began f...

Correct time to drink water... Very Important. From A Cardiac Specialist! Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its effectiveness on the body:  2 glasses of water after waking up - helps activate internal organs 1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion 1 glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood pressure 1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack I can also add to this... My Physician told me that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg cramps. Your leg muscles are seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a Charlie Horse. How many folks do you know who say they don't want to drink anything before going to bed because they'll have to get up during the night!! Heart Attack and Water  - I never knew all of this ! Interesting....... Something else I didn't know ... I asked my Doctor why people need to urinate ...

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This story was first told on the Tonight show Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a po...