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The answer is in the Bible... Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33) Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.    They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." > When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."  Origin of Left & Right...  I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right"   and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:   Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)  "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord.   Amen.  It surely can't get any simpler than that. Spelling Less...

The letter, shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.  Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls...

T WO LAWS IN THE HEBREW SCRIPTURES (OLD TESTAMENT) WERE FULFILLED  ON THE SAME DAY FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T HEARD, WASHINGTON STATE RECENTLY PASSED TWO   LANDMARK LAWS: "GAY MARRIAGE" AND THE "LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA." THE FACT THAT GAY MARRIAGE AND MARIJUANA WERE LEGALIZED ON THE   SAME DAY MAKES PERFECT BIBLICAL SENSE BECAUSE: LEVITICUS 20:13   SAYS: "IF A MAN LIES WITH ANOTHER MAN, THEY SHOULD BOTH BE   STONED.” WE JUST HADN'T INTERPRETED IT CORRECTLY.

I've  always wondered what purpose   a hooded sweatshirt serves when indoors. For all the times we sit at the computer! I'll have to get one!!