Why are Republicans on the right?

The answer is in the Bible...

Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33)

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.

They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) ...

He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." >

When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."

Origin of Left & Right...

I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."

Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen. It surely can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson :

The last four letters in American.......... I Can

The last four letters in Republican........ I Can

The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats

End of lesson ! ....Test to follow on November 6, 2016 .

Remember, November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Joke: Apparently, ice is really bad for you

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

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