Jokes: LEVITICUS 20:13 misinterpreted

TWO LAWS IN THE HEBREW SCRIPTURES (OLD TESTAMENT) WERE FULFILLED ON THE SAME DAY

FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T HEARD, WASHINGTON STATE RECENTLY PASSED TWO LANDMARK LAWS: "GAY MARRIAGE" AND THE "LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA."

THE FACT THAT GAY MARRIAGE AND MARIJUANA WERE LEGALIZED ON THE SAME DAY MAKES PERFECT BIBLICAL SENSE

BECAUSE:

LEVITICUS 20:13 SAYS: "IF A MAN LIES WITH ANOTHER MAN, THEY SHOULD BOTH BE STONED.”

WE JUST HADN'T INTERPRETED IT CORRECTLY.

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