Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin , cookin' and scrubbin'... No wife of mine is gonna "work"" Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about i...