Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin',
ironin , cookin' and scrubbin'... No wife of mine is gonna "work""
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it
Some people try to turn back their odometers....Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way...... I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved!
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you
Have a GREAT day.......and keep laughing! It's good for the soul!
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