1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The “LAST” thing I want to do is hurt you. (But it's still on my list ). 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people “appear” bright until… you hear them speak! 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is “research”. 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was “blaming” you. 10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify: ________', I put 'DOCTOR'. 11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and “still” think they are “sexy”. 12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice . 13....