Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Emergency Flashers - joke for the ladies

For all the women who drive alone:
I had a flat tire on I-75 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of  the car and opened my trunk.

I  took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my  car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the  men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the  road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police  car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was  doing, so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he  could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were  doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't  know!
                 So  I told him ...  "Well,  I explained to the angry Policeman ... They're my Emergency  Flashers!!!"

 ...  I go to court in two months.

(Damn Police .... No sense of  humor.)

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