Sex and the City 2: Ten things I learned watching Sex and the City 2 with Sarah Jessica Parker

1. Relaxing on the couch after a hard day at work when you are hungry is unacceptable.

2. Suzanne Somers has all the solutions to menopause issues.

3. Women going through the change are interested in loud, rampant sex with strangers surrounded by disapproving people.

4. Water splashing up on your nanny (Alice Eve) exposing her breasts to your husband and children is normal.

5. Women from Ireland don't wear bras.

6. When inviting a professional woman as your guest on a business trip, you should expect her to act like a college kid on spring break.

7. When walking through the desert, high heels are appropriate footwear.

8. Changing your clothes frequently is required for women.

9. If you make out with another dude, expect to be rewarded with a new ring by your husband.

10. When baking cookies and making a mess, wear a vintage dress that you love as opposed to something you don't care about.

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Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Earth's wobble causes global warming

EARTH’S WOBBLE CAUSES GLOBAL WARNING, NOT CO2 EMISSIONS OR OCEAN CURRENTS, PER TEAM HEADED BY OSU RESEARCHER Digital Journal, “Debate Ends on Central Cause of Earth’s Cooling & Warming,” 8 Aug 2009; Space Daily, “Ice Ages Linked to Slight Shifts in Solar Radiation,” 24 Aug 2009; The Kiplinger Letter, “Climate Change Legislation, What it Means to Business,” 18 Aug 2009. As the carbon dioxide management bill - aka cap and trade - looms in Congress, a new study from Oregon State University emerges that ends the scientific debate on the central causes of ice ages and warming periods on Earth. Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore is fond of saying that the scientific debate on global warming is over - and while he may now be correct in the fact that a debate has come to an end, the central cause behind climate change does not support the carbon cap legislation that is being cobbled together by Mr. Gore and his Democratic allies in the U.S. Congress. The ear

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