He takes her out for a special dinner,
and shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.
The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.
Later that night, he romances her under special mood lighting.
A week or so later, Bubba realizes this relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was so impressed with his thoughtfulness,
they had a special Friday night date at the Soap & Suds Laundromat !
A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou,
and he buys her a really purdy engagement ring.
On the day of their wedding, he tells her how much he loves her
just before the ceremony.
Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite,
where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ?
Hers was the Chandelier,
His was the New BBQBubba takes his new bride home.
He wants to tidy up the place, so he cuts the grass with his riding mower.
Then Bubba decides to fix a few things around the house.
He makes the bathroom a little nicer for his sweetie,
adds a fire alarm for safety,
repairs the mirror on her car,
and installs a new flat screen TV in the living room !
Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with only a 5th grade education.7 months later, they send out announcements. Bubba Jr. has arrived !
Now they are a family. They are so proud of Jr. and marvel
at how he gets cuter every day.
8 years later, Jr. starts kindergarten. Jr. loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.
After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. finally graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. and his classmates on a field trip.
Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family move to a different state and settle into their new DREAM HOME on the river,
where they live happily ever after !
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