Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The "F" Word


(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is @#$% Acceptable?

There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:
 
12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
 
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
 
11. "What the @#$% was that!?"
 
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
 
10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
 
-- Custer, 1877
 

9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
 
-- Einstein, 1938
 

8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
 
-- Picasso, 1926
 

7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
 
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
 

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
--Michelangelo, 1566!

 

5. "Where the @#$% am I?"
 
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
 

4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
 
--Noah, 4314 BC
 

3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
 
--Bill Clinton, 1998
 

2. "What do you mean there is no  @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"
 
--Martha Stewart, 2005
 

And a drum roll please...... ......!
 
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*ing mad."
 
--Saddam Hussein, 2003


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