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Grandparents' answering machine

GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave
your message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option
from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, dial 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the
theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"


Send a link to this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, send
it to everyone. It will make their day.

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