U.S. Congress stats

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36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, repeat 71 cannot
get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

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Neither, it's the 35 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

*I have no idea if this is accurate

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