Joke: A lawyer goes to heaven

Upon arriving at heaven the lawyer protested it was to early for him to die, because he was only 32 years old and there must be some mistake.

The angel listened and agreed that perhaps there was some mistake and promised to scrutinize the allegation.

After a while the angel replied and said “I’m sorry sir but I am afraid there was no mistake.’

“We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96 years old.”

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