Buckeye Fan and the Priest
We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious maze & blue "M" on their shirt and/or hat.
We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
Oh day, while driving along, I saw a priest.
I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest,
"Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.
But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud.
Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest. I turned to him and said, "Sorry Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!"
GO BUCKS!!!!!!
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