Buckeye Fan and the Priest

Buckeye Fan and the Priest

We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious maze & blue "M" on their shirt and/or hat.

We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

Oh day, while driving along, I saw a priest.

I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest,

"Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.

Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.

But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud.

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest. I turned to him and said, "Sorry Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!"

GO BUCKS!!!!!!

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