Monday, June 8, 2015

Jokes: Bono clapping at U2 concert


Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.  Holding the audience
in total silence, he says into the microphone,

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice near the front of the audience pierces the silence.

"Fookin' stop doing it then!"

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