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Sometimes a name change is the best idea..   Major dilemma in  Colorado How do you get there from here? Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!       It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!       McLogic gone wrong..  Pork the one you love?    ? Still Dead, Huh???........Go Figure... What?  "  Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News..."  Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!!   I'm Confused...   How does that work?   ? I can't even comment on this one  ok ...   Speling iz knot imprtunt fir astranawts  Make up your mind      Don't drink and make signs...   

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to get married so he could share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in a year or so, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million dollars." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother! The lesson: Women are so much better at financial planning than men!

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Verily I say unto ye..........   Money   It can buy a house   But not a home It can buy a clock   But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can buy you blood But not life So you see money isn't everything And it often causes pain and suffering I tell you this because I am your friend And as your friend I want to Take away your pain and suffering!! So Send me all your money And I will suffer for you! Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, huh??

Most everyone knows the meaning of the 4 th of July. This is the day we call Independence Day. It is a federal holiday here in the United States which commemorates the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776. It is a very significant day in the history of the United States. However, whenever I think of this holiday, I think of how much I hate parades. The 4th of July parade For most of us, this day is not celebrated by reading the document or recalling the Revolutionary War. Instead of that, many of us go to parades. The parade starts around 11 AM. People tend to flock to the sidewalks at the beginning or the end of the parade route. This allows for a quick getaway when it ends. The police block off the route around 30 minutes before the starting time of the “event”. That doesn’t necessarily mean you have to arrive early but if you want a curb seat, you will need to. July weather can get pretty hot. Standing or sitting around for the 30 minutes ...

USS Bill Clinton Sunday July 2nd '06 Vancouver ,  BC , Headed for Seattle , WA . The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet. Pictured above: The  USS William Jefferson Clinton  ( CVS1)  set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.     The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while president.  The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which although  they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, but form a very menacing presence. As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This cre...

USS REAGAN PASSING THE ARIZONA MEMORIAL Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective...................ENORMOUS Please read about the USS Reagan. Also notice the respect that the crew gives the Arizona Memorial  when passing it. This is absolutely beautiful! When the Bridge pipes "Man the Rail" there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres.  Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.  Capability Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate  for more than 20 years without refueling       Expected to operate in the  fleet for about 50 years         Carries over 80 combat  aircraft   Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150  miles per hour in less than 400 feet   Size Towers  20 stories above the waterline ...

Gas for the drive to the convenient store:  $20.00   Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to  conceal identity and carry gun : $65.00 9mm handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block : $150.00 Failure to master holding on to your weapon during your  planned armed robbery  : PRICELESS   You'll love this fail pic .

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