Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Random questions

Why , Why ,Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someoneBelieve when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest , but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?   
 
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something  new to eat will have materialized?
 
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner , then reach down , pick it up , examine it , then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
  
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light  fixtures?   _____  
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so , why do we say , 'It's all right?' Well , it isn't all right , so why don't we say , 'That really hurt , why don't you watch where you're going?'
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
  
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 
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And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay , then it's you.

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