40 years Of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic Little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married Couple and for being loving to each other for All this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world With my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two Tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her Hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an Opportunity like this will never come again. I'm Sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 Years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, But a wish is a wish.! So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof!... The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful jerks should Remember fairies are female...... |
*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
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