Wednesday, August 13, 2014

US Congress joke

An Indian walks into a cafe with a rifle in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the rifle, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere  and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his rifle in one hand,
pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday!
What was that all about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for a position as Democratic Senator of the  United States CongressCome in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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