Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud, outside entertainment sound system,that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it bog green with pink trim.
The Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the devil out of me.