Friday, July 25, 2014

I asked for a building permit - joke


Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud, outside entertainment sound system,
that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it bog green with pink trim.  

The Council told me; “Forget it...
IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”  

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.  


Work starts on Monday.  


I love this country. It’s the government that scares the devil out of me.


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