Thursday, June 5, 2014

Four worms in church - Maxine joke

4 Worms In Church
 
Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
  



 A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
 
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
 
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
 
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
 
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
 
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .
. . ..  Dead.
The  second worm in cigarette smoke . .   Dead!


Third  worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead! .

Fourth  worm in good clean soil . .
Alive…!  
 
 
So  the Minister asked the congregation,
"So, my friends? What  did you learn from this demonstration?"

 

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
 

"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you  won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
!
 
 

Today  is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send a link to this to all of your friends... 

"Hang  in there sunshine, you're special !"

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