Four worms in church - Maxine joke

4 Worms In Church

 

Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

  

 A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.

 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . ..  Dead.

The  second worm in cigarette smoke . .   Dead!

Third  worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead! .

Fourth  worm in good clean soil . .

Alive…!  

 

 

So  the Minister asked the congregation,
"So, my friends? What  did you learn from this demonstration?"

 

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

 

"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you  won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service !

 

 

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