Thursday, March 13, 2014

Texas joke

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim
extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay
afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat
because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm thinking I just wasted two stamps..

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