Saturday, March 15, 2014

Rules for Kickin' Ass

Rules for Kickin'  Ass

Rules for the Non-Military

Make sure you read  #13

Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who cant join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of  the areas where we would like your  assistance:

  1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
  2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.  
  3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and  explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.  Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this  Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
  4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.  Wearing  battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special  Forces'.  Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
  5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air  Force is a pilot.  Such ignorance deserves an  ass-kicking (children are exempt).
  6. If you witness someone calling  the *US Coast Guard*  'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick  their ass.  
  7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of  those could earn you a severe  ass-kicking.
  8. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it!  If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
  9. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is!  Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their  ass!
  10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*),  'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'  (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.  Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
  11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without  them, our Country would get it's ass kicked. 
  12.  AND ONE MORE: If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.

If you don't send a link to this blog site to every one of your contacts - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!

I posted this, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.


'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.

''It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to  demonstrate.'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

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