After creating heaven
and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"
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"Don't
what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the
forbidden fruit." God said.
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"Forbidden
fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden
fruit!!!!!"
"No
Way!"
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"Yes
way!"
"Do
NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because
I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't
stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw
His children having an apple break and He was
angry!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God
asked.
"Uh
huh," Adam replied.
"Then
why did you?" said the Father.
"I
don't know," said Eve.
"She
started it!" Adam said
"Did
not!"
"Did
too!"
"DID
NOT!"
Having
had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have
children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never
changed.
BUT
THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly
tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on
yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it
would be a piece of cake for you?
THINGS
TO THINK ABOUT!
1.
You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut
up.
2.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
children.
3.
Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their
young.
4.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there
are children more awful than your own.
6.
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting
in.
ADVICE
FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one
day.
AND
FINALLY:
IF
YOU HAVE A LOT
OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN
BOTTLE:
"TAKE
TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM
CHILDREN"!!!!!
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