Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Three Texas Surgeons - Hillary Clinton Joke

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later 
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man 
lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.  Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together...

and now she's running for President!

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