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Italian Pasta Diet - joke


 ITALIAN PASTA DIET --  IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting nutritional studies.

1.  The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2.  The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3.  The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4.  The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

5.  The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.


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