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Last will joke


Last Will:
    Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed.  He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in Century City." "Sarah, my dear wife, you take all the residential buildings downtown"


The nurse was listening to all this, and as Morris passes away, she said to his wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been
such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property." 

She replies, "Property shmoperty  The schmuck had a newspaper route."

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